It’s been reported that Chantelle Houghton is dating love rat ‘baller Jermain Defoe, quite a good match I’d say.

Here is a picture of Chantelle with her twin Chanelle Hayes.

That’s right good ol’ Defoe has moved on to yet another buxom blonde. What is it with these girls and ‘ballers, there are other men on the planet you know!

The Portsmouth striker’s ex-Danielle Lloyd has given her opinion on the budding romance, she said: ‘If Jermain wants her, he’s welcome to her. She’s not like me — she’s like Woolworths.’

I’m not really sure I get Danielle’s dig, I’m assuming she saying Chantelle hasn’t got much class, wich is a bit rich if you ask me.

Question: What has happened to the lovely Chantelle Haughton we all loved so much in the Big Brother house??

Chanelle Hayes has had a go at Jennifer in the Big Brother house for being a drama queen, quite right she is too.

I couldn’t agree more, Jennifer is a very pretty girl, but my goodness doesn’t she just know it

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Chanelle says: ‘I’m fed up with her running around like she’s the queen bee!’

‘I really think they should replace Dennis with a gorgeous girl who will give Jen a run for her money and catch the boys’ eyes.’

Chanelle adds: ‘For somebody who is 21 with a child, you would expect a bit more maturity from her.’

What do you think of Jen, should she be evicted??

My thoughts are yes, most definetely!

The ex-Big Brother girls are set to be on the Friday Night Project this week for a good ol’ catfight.

With the return of Big Brother tomorrow night, what better way to celebrate Big Brother 2008 than to bring back some of the former contestants.

Chanelle Hayes, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Nikki Grahame and Charley Uchea are all on the Friday Night Project for a BB special this week.

Image details: Children’s Champions 2008: Arrivals served by picapp.comBe prepared for some serious attention seeking and flesh baring and that’s just Alan Carr and Justin Lee-Collins!!

Charlotte Mears and Bianca Gascoigne have no shame, the new bff’s prance and pose in their bikinis whilst on holiday.

The former WAG and step-daughter of one of Englands finest ‘ballers have decided to become best friends in order to out-do the two Chan’s… Well actually I made that up but it’s probably true, apparently two’s better than one nowadays!

Charlotte and Bianca are on holiday in Marbella and clearly keen to show of their post-gym bodies, much like Danielle Lloyd yesterday. The pair looked as though they were on a photoshoot posing for the camera’s at every opportunity.

You know what I hope they both get a photoshoot with Nuts magazine after this, they deserve it!

Chanelle Hayes sure goes through doesn’t she?! The Big Brother star is now dating Rugby player Jonny Faamatuainu.

Chanelle has not been very lucky in love just lately. Earlier this month we reported that Chanelle was a WAG once more, dating Tottenham’s Tom Huddlestone and before him ‘baller Seb Hines, but none of them have gone very far.

So perhaps Chanelle has realised that footballer’s are not the way to go and trying out Rugby players instead, very clever Chan!

Plus this Jonny Faamatuainu is rather tasty, much better than Ziggy that’s for certain.

Chanelle and the Bath rugby player spent the day together at the cinema and holding hands, ah bless!!

Chantelle Haughton must have been the most excited she’s ever been since winning Big Brother, when she heard Paris Hilton was in town.

Chantelle took her new bff Chanelle Hayes with her to see Paris Hilton at the launch of her new fragrance ‘can-can’. A very fitting choice of friend as Chanelle’s idol and “look-a-like” is Victoria Beckham who is also in town promoting her jeans at the moment.

The pair hit Nobu restaurant where Paris was appear, before going on to another launch Paris was doing.

The two Chan’s (as I am now going to affectionately call them because it is far quicker to write) were joined by Aislyne Horgan-Wallace, who looked as trampy as ever.

I don’t think the girls made a huge impression on the heiress, as she seemed to be stuck to her boyfriend Benji the whole time!!

Chanelle Hayes is now dating Tottenham Hotspur ‘baller Tom Huddlestone.

So how long is this relationship going to last then?? We hope for Chanelle’s sake it’s a bit longer than her last stint at being a WAG.

In March, we reported that Chanelle was the shortest WAG in history after breaking up with Seb Hines after about two days, give or take!!

Things may be looking up for the Big Brother contestant in the lurrve department, but things are not going so swimmingly with her ‘career’ (if you can call it that).

Chanelle performed at G.A.Y at the weekend and was booed by the crowd the whole way through the miming of her song.

Note to Chanelle: When performing to gay men understand they know about fashion and don’t particularly want to see your bum hanging out of your hot pants! And don’t even get me started on the hair extensions!

Congrats on the whole WAG thing though.

Charlotte Mears, Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Haughton put on their best glad rags for a night out at celebs favourite Funky Buddha.

In other words they were on the hunt to try and find a rich man to keep them, unfortunately I don’t think they were revealing enough flesh this time. Better luck next time girls!

Charlotte Mears got close by chatting up a man wearing a T-shirt saying “Born Rich”, a fellow clubber said: ‘They were standing at the bar and Charlotte was on a charm offensive. The guy looked like he couldn’t believe his luck.’

However new BFF’s Chanelle and Chantelle were unlucky leaving with only each other for company. The pair went for dinner at Nobu (meaning a bottle of wine each and starter to share probably), before heading to the club.

Chantelle wore her worst outfit yet, sporting a leopard print dress that left little to the imagination…It really is horrific click here to see it.

And Chanelle wore some nice shoes, that’s about the only positive I can come up with, especially since catching the Big Brother contestant on ‘Wannabe Popstar’. She doesn’t come off well if you ask me!

Still I do admire these girls for how much they are completely milking their five minutes of fame.

Big Brother Z-listers Chanelle and Chantelle try and bag themselves a ‘baller as they party with the Chelsea team.

The pair of Big Brother contestants who have recently become BFF’s, (mainly because they’re doing all they can to continue their 15 minutes of fame) were out at Funky Buddha celebrating with Chelsea FC last night. 

Chanelle and Chantelle were suitably fake baked and revealing enough flesh to try their best to bag a ‘baller at the club.

It is obvious that these two would love to be a WAG, but we don’t think they succeeded as the pair left in a taxi alone together.

Oh well never mind guys, better luck next time at least your pictures in the paper that’ll keep you happy for a while!! 

Chanelle Hayes has talked to the Daily Star about her brief romance with ‘baller Seb Hines.

The Big Brother star has called the Middlesborough ‘baller a ‘dirty liar’ for not telling her about his pregnant girlfriend and daughter.

Chanelle says: ‘If I’d known the truth about what was going on with him, I’d never have gone there. I had no idea at all.
 

The wannabe WAG also told the Daily Star: ‘He came down on Thursday, the day Katie spoke to the papers, and stayed until Friday – but certainly not in my room.’

She adds: ‘He admitted everything and was very apologetic, but I told him I didn’t want any part in this situation.’

Chanelle also reckons she is picking the wrong type of guys: ‘I don’t know what it is about me, but I seem to have a magnet that attracts men who are mean to me and lie through their teeth.’

Perhaps if you didn’t discuss every part of your private life in the papers you might be more appealing Chanelle?!